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..."Bush Is Starting To Grow On Me--Sometimes He Actuall Seems Almost Mayoral." --Mankoff

..."I've Come To Realize I'm Not A Democrat Or A Republican. I'm Bi." --David Sipress

..."Alabama governor Don Siegelman proclaimed that if God had wanted boys to wear earrings, He would have made them girls." --Harper's Weekly Review

..."Mentally Retarded Treated Equally In Texas, Some Executed, Some Elected." --Don Wright

..."Bush Has Been Using Fake ID's For Years. 'Compassionate Conservative,' 'Environmentalist,' 'Moderate'"... --Politex, et.al.

...Summer's Coming. How Does Karl Rove Dirty Tricks Camp Sound? --Weber and Politex.

...Man In Bar: "I Don't Know What The Big Deal Is, I've Been Having Rolling Blackouts For Years." --C. Wyant

..."Jenna Only Shows That The Cap Doesn't Fall Far From The Bottle." --Howard

..."The Latest Study By Gays Finds That Republicans Can Change Their Orientation Through Counseling." --Mike Peters.



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