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GARLIC ASKS ABOUT THE BOLTON RESIGNATION


John Bolton, who Bush temporarily appointed ambassador to the U.N. when he couldn't get voted out of a GOP-majority committee, was accused of not being diplomatic, trying to fire those who disagree with him, and distorting intelligence. Now he's been been forced to resign when his current term runs out because a Dem majority will never vote him out of committee and would use Bolton's hearings to dis Bush. What do you think?


"It's a shame. Bolton had so many bridges yet to burn."

James Jackson, Motel Manager


"I make it a general rule never to support a man whose mustache is at war with his bouffant."

Darleen Edwards, Writer


"Oh, come on. Like no foreign policy-type has ever built a career out of borderline-illegal diplomatic impropriety before. Grow up."

Ted Daniels, Gym Teacher


"John Bolton is an inspiration. His example has given me hope that my out-of-control behavior will go ignored for years, as well."

Clark Bender, Cook


"Obviously, I'm a Bolton man. Look, governments are supposed to kill people, not encourage them to hold namby-pamby talkfests."

Sam Bolton, Banker


"I heard John Bolton's blood was in the water and the sharks were circling him, but unfortunately, it turned out to be a metaphor."

Terry Jenner, Nurse

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