GARLIC ASKS ABOUT JOHN BOLTON
John Bolton, Bush's nominee as ambassador to the U.N., is having problems being voted out of committee becaused he's accused of not being diplomatic, trying to fire those who disagree with him, and distorting intelligence. What do you think?
"I make it a general rule never to support a man whose mustache is at war with his bouffant."Darleen Edwards, Writer
"Oh, come on. Like no foreign policy-type has ever built a career out of borderline-illegal diplomatic impropriety before. Grow up."Ted Daniels, Gym Teacher
"John Bolton is an inspiration. His example has given me hope that my out-of-control behavior will go ignored for years, as well."
Clark Bender, Cook
"Obviously, I'm a Bolton man. Look, governments are supposed to kill people, not encourage them to hold namby-pamby talkfests."
Sam Bolton, Banker
"There's a big difference between the letter of the law and the spirit of the law, and....What was your question, again?"
James Jackson, Motel Manager
I heard John Bolton's blood was in the water and the sharks were circling him, but unfortunately, it turned out to be a metaphor."
Terry Jenner, Nurse
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