SPECIAL EDITION: JESSE HELMS MEETS BUSH WATCH

Joseph Gardner Drawing: It's The Stupid, Economy
Go Kyoto Group Asks You To Sign The Utah Petition
Why Are The Police And ME Refusing To Release Lori's Records?
The Dearly-Departed Bush Hit List Begins
Have You Checked Out The Mother Of All Bush Quizzes?
Which Is Worse, Helms' Bigotry, His Racism, Or His Foreign Policy Blockades?
Bush's I.Q., Or Lack Of Same, The Story That Will Not Quit.
Liar, Liar, Your Tongue Is On Fire.

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friday, august 31 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 34 stories...Bush Occupation May Begin New Civil War. Meanwhile, He Continues Space War Against World, Tax Cut War Against Economy, Drug War Against Students, And Border War Against Mexican Immigrants. 7:55
bush lies...Re Oil, Bush Lied About "avoiding even the appearance of improper conduct." Big Time. 5:30
letters....Why Do We Allow Energy Companies To Take Our Oil, Then Sell It Back To Us? 5:30

thursday, august 30 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 24 stories...Bush Says If We Spend Money We Don't Have On Missile Defense And If We Plunder Social Security To Cover The Tax Cut, Everything Will Be Just Fine For The Citizens Of Whatever Planet He's On. 8:20
bush lies...Bush Lied About His Economic Plan During The Campaign, And He's Lying About It Now. 6:30
first hundred weeks...Bush Plans To Destroy Environmental Protections By Underfunding Enforcement. 6:30

wednesday, august 29 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 26 stories...Like Poppy, Will "Fraud" And "Betrayal" By Junior Lead To One Term, Only? Bush Mutes Criticism By Stamping It "SECRET." Will The Supremes Roll Over Again For Bush Re Treaty Breaking? 8:00
rant...Bush, Like Nixon, Will Not Be Swayed By The Facts. 6:15
bush trivia...Last Week's Was Easy, But This Week's Is Not. 6:10
bush quiz...The Mother Of All Bush Quizzes Continues. 6:00
comedy...Filler Column Shocker 6:00

tuesday, august 28 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 28 stories...Bush's Lies Catch Up With Him. Warned That He's Stealing $9 Billion From SS This Year, Alone. Works On A Plan To Limit Free Speech. 7:40
ask politex...Isn't The CNN Story About Bush's Budget Problems Seriously Flawed? 5:15
weekly review...Bush Calls His Shrinking Surplus, Which Translates Into A Budget Deficit, "Incredibly Positive News." 5:15
letter to nancy...Rush Tells Nancy To Toughen Up On Those Europeans. 5:10
word toons..."Alabama Governor Don Siegelman Proclaimed That If God Had Wanted Boys To Wear Earrings, He Would Have Made Them Girls." 5:10

monday, august 27 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 25 stories...Bush Leaves The Children Behind, Uses India To Help Destroy Nuclear Treaty, Shapes World's View Of U.S. For Generations To Come Without Discussing This With Us. 8:30
water cooler...Liar Bush Holds The American People In Such Low Regard That He'll Say Anyting About His Surplus And Social Security. 1:05
mystery...Local Newspaper Reports Police And ME Refuse To Make Lori's Med Record Public. 12:35
letters...Author Of "Snow Falling On Cedars" Wants To Prevent Bush Chainsaws From Downing Those Trees. 12:20
bushisms...While Bush Has A Salty Comment About The East Coast, His West Coast Barb Is Super Cheesy. 12:15
bush gossip...Is It Payback Time For Tripp? Did Junior Lie To The Press About Poppy's Alleged Affair? midnight
art beat...Check Out The Political Collages Of Joseph Gardner. midnight
tom tomorrow...CNN Finally Sheds Its Blatant Left-Wing Political Bias. (below)

sunday, august 26 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 30 stories...Bush Has Attention Deficit Disorder, Ignores His Bum Budget, Looks To Congress As Source Of His Problems. 9:00
letters...Electorate, Stunned By Supreme's Selection Of Bush, Stares Glassy-Eyed At Condit Capers. 9:00

saturday, august 25 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 23 stories...Unless Corporations Give Government $5 Billion Early, Which Isn't Going To Happen, Bush Has Already Stolen From Social Security, According To His Own Records. 9:15
comedy...Bush To Begin Federal Nickname Project. 9:00

friday, august 24 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 31 stories...Bush Breaks Two Promises, Says He'll Use Social Security Cash For Tax Cuts As Needed, And Says He Has No Money To Help Poor Children Without Health Insurance. 8:00
mystery...Source Of Incorrect Initial Report That Lori Had "History Of Stroke And Epilepsy" Said To Be Scarborough. (Scroll To Message #113+115) 5:50
letters...When Bush Disappoints Kids, Shouldn't He Be Aware Of A Classic Book About A Political Mouse That's Sold In The White House Gift Shop? Midnight
rant...When Bush Bores Kids Out Of Their Skulls, Doesn't He Know That "The Very Hungry Catepiller" Is For Preschoolers, Not Second Graders? Midnight
bush hit list...List Of Bush Administration Casulties Begins. Posted Yesterday

thursday, august 23 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 25 stories...Bush Tells Us He Spent Clinton's 8 Year Surplus In 8 Months, Gives Top Jobs To Cronies' Kids, And Works Hard To Kill Social Security. 7:35
jesse helms special...Goodby, Senator Know-Nothing 9:30
jesse helms special...The Bleak Legacy Of Jesse Helms. (second item) 5:30
jesse helms special...Jesse Helms Announces Retirement, Replacement. (third item) 5:30
jesse helms special...The Sayings Of Chairman Jesse. (fourth item) 5:30
jesse helms special...Two Books About Helms. (fifth item) 5:30
jesse helms special...Links To Some Of The Many Helms Stories, Past And Present. 5:25

wednesday, august 22 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 35 stories...Bush Tax Cut To Wealthy Strategy Reaches Endgame As He Says He Will Have To Unbalance Budget To Pay For Defense. 7:35
big bush quiz...The Mother Of All Bush Quizzes Starts Today. 5:05
bushism...Pepsodent Calls In Arbolist To Check Out Treebs. 5:00
mystery...A Discussion With Lori Klausutis' Co-Worker. (Scroll Down To Message #144)
political trivia...What U.S. President Was The Ex-President Of A Labor Union? 4:50

tuesday, august 21 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 27 stories...While Our Economy Is Tanking, Bush Lies About The Budget, Cooks The Social Security Books, And Demands More Money That Isn't There. 8:40
bush lies...Mispronounciation? Bush Should Have Told The Military "Help Is On The Wane." 6:35
letters...Book On Propaganda And Dictatorships Is Helpful Re Bush. 6:35
weekly review...Bush Predicts That Peace Will Come To Mid East When Everyone Stops Fighting
mystery...In May A Tearful Scarborough Told TV Reporter "There Is No Story Behind The Story," Said "Not Yet" About Any Plans To Re-Marry. (first item) 6:30

monday, august 20 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 27 stories...As Bush Talks "Values" But Practices Few Himself, He Releases His Dishonest Social Security Cookbook, Appoints Iran-Contra Bad Guys, Lies To Scientists, Does Bidding Of Corporate Polluters And Tobacco Barons. 7:55
hundred weeks...To Learn Where Bush Really Stands On The Environment, Just Look At The People He Appoints. 5:50
go kyoto...Go Kyoto Group Seeks Petition Signatures For Utah Effort. 5:50
letter to dubya...Nancy Discusses The Seven Holy Acts Of Bush. 5:45
mystery..."Hints Of An Involvement With A Staff Member" Reported In Scarborough Story. 5:45
bushism...During The Day Bush Babbles, But In The Evening He Grows Incoherent. 5:40

sunday, august 19 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 26 stories...As Evening Comes, Bush's Valueless "Heartland" Babble Reverts To Dyslexic-like Incoherence. 9:35
culture...Our Summer Culture Of The Bottom Line Has Become As Brutishly Banal As Bush. 8:15

saturday, august 18 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 24 stories...Bush Is Liar, Will Say ANYTHING To Win. Take Alaskan Drilling, Stem Cell Research, Green Photo-Ops. 9:00
bush lies...Bush Breaks Own Record, Tells Four Lies In One Paragraph. 8:15

friday, august 17 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 29 stories..."Deadbeat Dad" Bush Stem Cell Ploy Grows Clearer As Pollution Gets Deadlier And He Fights To Dump Toxic Waste In Poor Countries. 8:55
hundred weeks...Bush Rolls Back Medicaid Restrictions For HMO Buddies" 7:25
mystery...Past Of Lori's Med Examiner Does Not Earn Our Trust. 7:25
garlic...Citizens Interviewed About Political Meltdowns. 7:20
bushism...Groundwork, Framewoark. Framework, Groundwork. All Right? All Right. 7:20

thursaday, august 16 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 25 stories...Bush Anti-Washington Persona Masks His Massive Fed Power Grab, Such As Stealing Another $4.3 Billion From Social Security To Pay For Tax Cut To Wealthy. 7:50
rant...Bush Does Photo-Op In Pretend Work Clothes Smelling "Like New Carpet" 6:00
mystery...Scarborough "Closely Tied To Bush." 5:55
bushism...All That He's Saying Is Don't Give Peace A Chance. 5:50

wednesday, august 15 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 25 stories...As Bush Talks Teaching Values To Children, Jenna 'n Barb Reportedly Seen Drinking In Public, Leaving Fight. 8:30
mystery...What Do We Know About Lori Klausutis? 7:00
jenna 'n barb...Jenna, Barb Reportedly Drinking In Beverly Hills, Fights Break Out. 6:50
political trivia...How Many Presidents Have Surnames That Are Common Nouns? 6:50
weekly review...Bush Restrictions On Stem Cell Research Amounts To A Ban. 6:45

tuesday, august 14 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 24 stories...Not Realizing It's A Cruel Conservative Hoax, Most Americans Back Bush On His Decision To Fund Stem Cell Research. 8:30
mystery...What Do We Know About Congressman Scarborough? 7:00
letters...This Infomercial Is Brought To You By The Bush Finance Company. 6:50

monday, august 13 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

mystery...Six Specific Questions Asked About Lori's Death In The Congressman's Office. 10:05
bush headlines. 25 stories...If Bush Has The Moral Beliefs That He Claims, Why Does He Push To Weaken Patients' Rights Already On The Books And Why Does He Allow Drug Companies To Cruelly Experiment On the World's Poor? 8:45
water cooler...Why Will Bush Allow "Killing" To Continue In America? 60 Lines Of Bull. 6:15
need to know...It's Payback Time For Bush And His Gold Mine Buddies. 6:15
midland...Will The Liberal Press Ever Tire Of Laura's Midland Tragedy? 6:10
first hundred weeks...Bush Kickbacks To Energy Industry Under The Radar Of Alaskan Drilling. 6:05
nancy...Nancy Flattered By Recent Comparison With Nancy Reagan. 6:05
letters...When Bush Women Give Up The Guidance Of Their Children To Strangers 6:00
comedy...Boy Scounts Decide To Ban Boys, "Just To Be On the Safe Side" 6:00

sunday, august 12 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 40 stories...Just Like In Texas, Bush's Energy Plan Was Created By Major Energy Industry Players. 9:55
letters...Bush Has Got Bats In His Belfry. 7:45
word toon..."Bush Is Attempting To Cross A Tightrope..." 7:45

saturday, august 11 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 23 stories...Scientists, Pundits Beginning To Realize That Bush's Stem Cell Speech Was A Conservative Con Job. 8:30
jenna 'n barb...Talk's Dissing Of Bush, Twins Compared With Satiric Treatment Of Yeltsin. 7:00

friday, august 10 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 23 stories...As Bush Proposes Conservative Stem Cell Policy In TV Address, He Agrees To Give Citizenship To Mexican Illegals Under The Radar. 8:30
water cooler...Bush Gives Vast Profits Of Unregulated Stem Cell Research To His Corporate Buddies
mystery...Cause Of Death Questions Still Remain After Discussion With NYF Daily News Reporter. 7:00
letters...Despite Masculine Ornamentation, Bush Is A Trophy Wife. 7:00

thursday, august 9 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 31 stories...Dictator Bush Wants To Rule World With Laser Blasters, Strangelove Will Pay For It By Weakening Our Military, Stocks Continue To Reel Under Bush Policies, And Conservative Cato Institute, Not The Government, Has First Dibs On Fed Social Security Discussions. 8:15
mystery...Explanation For "Suspicious" Death Of Congressman's Young Female Employee Is Guess Work "Without Anything Solid" By Medical Examiner Whose License Was Revoked In '98 For "Reporting False Information." 8:00
letters...As CNN Moves To The Right In Earnest, Questions About Its News Bias Go Far Beyond Its Non-Reporting Of The Dead Woman In The Congressman's Office. 8:00
teen comedy..."CNN Should Be Named The Crappy News Not-Work." 6:00

wednesday, august 8 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 30 stories...Straight-Faced Ashcroft Says Bush Not Political Re Judge Choices, Bush Lawyer Says Supremes Damaged By Selecting Bush, Bush Says His Mind Is On Vacation, But His Mouth Is Working Overtime. 8:25
mystery..."Blow To The Head" Killed Woman In Congressman's Office, Examiner Admits That False Information Purposely Given To Reporters. 5:55
jenna 'n barb...Talk Posts Bush Twins Photo Parody Today. Laura To Media: Hands Off My Kids ! 5:55
parody...White House Furious With Bush Watch Over Reporting Of Talk Parody. (2nd item) 5:55

tuesday, august 7 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 30 stories...Bush Leaves Town As The Military Takes Over Foreign Policy, The Censored Media Spins, And The Surplus Reaches Zero, Nada, Zip. 8:45
mystery...What Do We Know About The Dead Woman In Congressman Scarborough's Office? 6:30
ask politex...Again, What's With This Bush I.Q. Story? 5:50

monday, august 6 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 35 stories...While Bush Censors The Media And Itches To Put His Finger On the Space Laser Death Button, Nader Says He Has No Regrets. 7:55
ask politex...Where Did Bush Get That "Dubya" Nickname? 5:50
go kyoto...Go Kyoto Group Says "We Don't Need Bush." Describes Activities For Utah Olympic Games, Outlines Long-Term Strategies. 5:30
letter to nancy...How Did A Good Conservative Like You Get On A Commie Web Site Like This? 5:30
jenna 'n barb...Jenna Reportedly Had "'Make-Out Sessions' With Another Girl As Friends Watched." 5:25

sunday, august 5 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 28 stories...As Bush Vacations In Texas Hell, Nader Begins Drive To Re-Elect Him, Gore Begins Drive To Elect Himself, And Strangelove Continues To Drive Foreign Policy
bush lies...Bush Campaign Promise Was He Would Force OPEC To "Open The Spigot," But That's Not What He's Saying Now. 7:30
letters...Since The Supreme Court Can Be Bought, Why Don't WE Buy Them? 7:30

saturday, august 4 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 22 stories...While Bush Sets Record Pace For Days Off, He Claims Record Wins, But NYT Says It's Tactics, Not Substance, Dem Says It's Talk, Not Walk, And CQ Study Agrees 8:45
comedy...Bush Finds Error In Fermilab Calculations. 8:40
letters...Bush, Rove, And Hughes Make Very Odd Bedfellows. (So To Speak) 8:40

friday, august 3 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 29 stories..."So Now That I've Kissed Your Ass, What Do I Have To Do To Get A Deal?" --Bush To Norwood. 8:25
rant...Bush Is The Incredible Shrinking Politician. 12:10
water cooler...Bush Has Gone Beyond His Usual Lying Tricks On Patients' Rights. 12:05
poetry...Meeting Of Dope With Pope Inspires Poetic Flights. 12:05
letters...Perhaps Poppy Thinks Of Junior As A Fruit-Bearing Tree? midnight

thursday, august 2 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 28 stories...While Bush Has Teamsters Help Him Get Alaskan Drilling And Leans On GOP Rep For Patients' Rights Bill, Madam Butterfly Erases Palm Beach Election Records. 8:30
first hundred weeks...Bush Nominates Anti-Consumer Corporate Spokesman To Head Up Consumer Protection Commission. 6:15
first hundred weeks...Bush Rejects Germ Weapons Controls For Bio-Tech And Drug Buddies. 6:15
first hundred weeks...Bush Plans To Protect Corporate Polluters For Next 18 Months. 6:15
letters...GOP Media Owners Want You To Keep Watching Cundit. 6:10

wednesday, august 1 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 32 stories...So Many Victims, Too Little Time. Bush Has Mugged The House, The Senate, The American People, The World. Next? Family Values And The Balanced Budget. 8:30
letters...The Troubling Kooks Of The Past Are Now In Our Highest Offices Of Gvt. 8:15
word toons..."Clinton Is The Man, Bush Is The Mannequin." 8:15

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